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- The Complete Guide of:
- Laying a girl
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- Table of contents:
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- A. Purpose of the guide
- B. The first meets
- C. Phase I. - "I like you"
- D. Phase II. - The body language
- E. Phase III. - Actually doing it
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- A. Purpose of this guide.
- -------------------------
-
- Firstly, this isn't a joke guide. All the methods described
- here are working, and with not too much difficulties.
-
- Don't expect that you will be able to lay a girl in one week.
- Not with this guide anyway. If you have the time, patience, and
- some manners, you will succeed.
-
- I don't pretend to be a big expert in girls; I'm not.
- But after some experience with them, I can provide you some
- information that can help you, with the first moves between
- he's and her's business.
-
-
- I will happily update this guide and improve it, with your
- help, of course. Please send me comments and please help to make
- it better.
-
-
- The editor,
- Eran Arbel, Haifa
- contact: in every BBS around...
-
- Dedicated to Limor, who helped me to compile it
- without even knowing it...
-
-
- B. The first meets
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-
- I believe you have a girlfriend you can experiment with.
- If you don't, find one. For those purposes, every mid looking
- girl will suit. Every one can owe a girlfriend, and it's not
- the time and place to explain how to reach one. (maybe in the
- next "completed guide of...").
-
- If you don't have a girlfriend yet, at least try to reach
- a meet with one.
-
- If you want to continue seeing this girl you have to remember
- the following:
-
- * Don't make a physical connection on the first dates
- (don't kiss her goodbye and don't hug her )
-
- * Let her talk. If she has a lot to say - just listen.
- A node with the head and some leading questions will do.
-
- * If she is permanently silent you can always ask her about:
-
- - herself (hobbies ext.)
- - school (although it seems to be boring, you can talk
- hours on this subject)
- - her musical prefers (If she mentions an artist that
- you dislike, don't show it to her. Just hide it.
-
- - tell her about yourself.
- - ask her if she knows x & y from her school.
- - and the most important: don't answer with yes or no.
- those above are chat-stoppers. Expand you speech.
- - tell her jokes
- - remember to have a lot of humour - they like it.
- - very important : don't be serious.
- - Mind your manners: don't talk rudely nor curse.
- - smile : release the tense.
-
- If all the above fail, and you can't find common language
- with her, you proberly won't keep with her long time.
-
- * Where to go at the first time:
-
- - movie (let her choose, but don't insist on doing so)
- You can talk about the movie latter.
- Pay for you both. (as it's obvious). If she's ok, she
- will insist on paying on herself.
- - go for a walk
- - meet at one of your homes. (It's better on her home - she'll
- feel more relaxed and free)
- - party : if available
- - School - only if you learn in the same school
-
- * If you enjoyed her company, tell her so. Tell her that you
- enjoyed, and you want to see her again. Before the end of
- the meet, fix yourselves a new date (on the same evening)
- exchange telephones, of-course.
-
- * Flatter her, but know your limits. Flatter to her nice sides.
- (Every one has some). Tell her how nice she is.
- Flatter to her looks (If you at least find her attractive).
- Don't say to her "You are the most beautiful girl I ever so"-
- It sounds non-natural.(She's proberly not.)
-
- * If she plays a little - please understand. we'll close
- the bills later...
-
- * Don't bother her with too much telephone calls. Be cool
- at the first meets, or she'll take advantage over you.
- Show her you interested, but not desperate.
-
- How will you know if you are friends or not?
- here are some ways:
-
- - Hear what her girlfriend thinks about your connection.
- (For instance: If she meets her girlfriend in the street,
- and the above askes if she is your girlfriend - hear what
- she says (it's an embarrassing moment - from experience...)
- - Enter phrases that assume that she is you girlfriend in
- your talkes to her. (not infront of her and your friends)
- See how she react to those statements.
-
- The first physical connection. There are two ways establishing it:
-
- * The spontaneous way: Kiss her goodbye (not in the first
- date - she'll appreciate it if you'll have patience.)
- In the following date take you hands together.
- It's very romantic.
- Dance with her in one of your homes. Dance is a kind
- of hug, and it the middle of this slow song - kiss here.
- (she might be shy in public, so understand her,
- and do this critical steps in public garden or other
- quiet place.)
-
- * The non-spontaneous way: Lead her to non-public and
- quiet place (i.e. garden) look in her eyes and silent
- for a moment or so. She, understanding the moment, will
- silent too. Approach her head with yours, and gently
- kiss her a few times on her mouth. Hug her.
- (BTW, this the recommended way).
-
-
- By this time, if she is with you, you'll understand that she
- likes your company. If she didn't, you won't reach that stage.
- If she likes you (or love you - in the better case), she would
- more then hugs and kisses -- but don't hurry. You should have
- patience. You should reach the bed only by small steps.
-
-
- C. Phase I - "I like you"
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-
- You (both) will start to say compliments to each other.
- Don't say you love her if you don't feel anything to her.
- Choose the right moment of doing so.
-
- Imagine the situation: You tell her "I Love you.". She, likes
- you very much, but the way to love is still long.
- She will be in shocking situation. If she'll say "I love you too"
- and she doens't mean it - you will both leave in lie.
- If she'll be silent, you will proberly have bad feelings --
- "She doesn't love me at all.."
-
- You can say to her "I like you/your looks/your style."
- This isn't strong as "love". Love is very strong word.
- Don't use it when not needed.
-
- Some guys say to their girls that they love them -
- They think she will jump to the bed right a way.
- Although she will try to show you her greetings, don't expect
- to much. She's just a girl, and if she is between 9 - 12 class
- she's proberly virgin.
-
- Bring her flowers & presents some time - it will mean very much
- to her. If you like to write, write her love letters.
- Bring her audio cassette with love songs - she'll remember you
- and connect you to them.
-
-
- D. Phase II The body language
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-
- You are now on the kings way.
- You should talk about sex by this time. Ask her what she thinks
- about it. (Don't involve doing sex with YOU). Ask her about
- sex generally. Ask her what is the appropriate age for doing it.
-
- Start investigating her body - only in one of your homes.
- After you kiss her you should get to a situation where
- you are laying one infront of another (on the bed)
-
- Let your hand travel over her body Don't touch between her
- legs - do the things in the order below.
-
- Sneak you hand under her skirt and pat her back.
- If she wears a bra put you hand under the stripe (the one
- above her back - but don't open it - let your hand travel under
- the bra surface and forward to her tits. Don't touch hard there -
- it harts. If she resists get you hand out of there quickly.
- We will continue later with this. Give her 10 minutes of rest
- from the last event. Talk about something else.
- (Remember - Don't ask her why she resists. Just ignore.)
-
- Another area you should quest is her bottom. Pat it gently -
- Stack you hand gently under her trousers and move your hand
- more deeply every time. She'll proberly resist or do sounds
- of disagreement. Remember - Even if she says she's not -
- She like your touches there. By this time you should be friends
- for 1-2 months or so - you know each other enough for those games.
-
- After few meets doing the above, you can try removing her bra.
- The fastest you do it-the better she won't say anything.
- Don't ask her too remove it by herself - You're on you own now.
- after you opened it, don't ask her to totally remove it
- (not at the first time, at least).
-
- Now it's a very important moment. Remember to close the lights,
- and get blanket from somewhere. Move you hand down to the area of
- her cunt. (all with clothes, of course).
- Pat her near it - but don't touch it directly. She'll bag in
- her mind from you to do it. After a few minutes of doing so,
- (Don't forget to kiss her all the times...she's not a sex machine)
-
- Move your hand directly to there. You might feel some bones there
- (and by this time you are wondering where the hall is)
-
- Don't ask her if it's good to her. It is. Your touch there
- is just like an electrical shock - it's very pleasuring.
-
- If she's OK, she will do the same to you, so you will both
- feel perfect understand of each other. She might resist to your
- touch, but -believe me- if you'll stop toucing there for a meet
- or so, she will curse herself. The next time you'll try -
- you won't hear a hiss.
-
- Now...open her trousers. If she'll resist ask her what she
- afraids from. What can possibly happen?
- Start patting her cunt harder and with circulating movements.
- (she is still with her underwear -- don't remove it!)
- Have patience and control yourself.
- If she'll like what you are doing there, and she's OK,
- she will do the same to you. Don't hide your erect penis.
- You can't. But she'll will be amazed from the quick reaction...
-
- Now your hand is there - circulating over her underwear.
- The best way of directly touching it is to "accidently"
- insert a finger under her underwear. (Do it from her legs side)
- She want resist...don't insert a finger in the hole -
- It can hurt even if she isn't virgin. Remove you fingers from
- there and insert full hand from her stomach side.
- Lay your forehand on her hair, and let the fingers play a little
- down there. Try to locate her clitoris - this is the mega power
- station of emotions... (Open the little lips of her cunt and
- travel up until they meet (the lips) there should be there
- an small organ (About 2-3 cm) - remember:Don't touch there to
- long - it is the most enjoying organ there, but it's not the only.
-
- Don't forget to kiss her all the times. You can lick her tits
- nipples (not all the girls will let you doing so in that stage)
- Kiss her under her neck and lick her hear.
-
- Continue touching her there. The lights are off, but try to
- look if her eyes are closed. If they are - she's enjoying.
- If not, continue patting her there - her eyes will be closed
- immediately.
-
- Try to concentrate on her (girls like attention) but if she
- wants to pleasure you let her doing so. Remember - don't expect
- to much from her. You are the leader in the bed.
-
- Try to give her an orgasm. A few minutes of direct squeezes
- at her clitoris will do. If it doesn't - ask her what will make
- her good there. Let her instruct you, but don't insist on it.
- If she has a serial of convulsions - she reached it (with your
- help of course). After that she will feel free to do it to you...
-
- After the next meet she will take a talk with you. She'll say
- that she don't like what you've reached ("..I think we are getting
- to much close to it..."). Ask her "What do you afraid of??
- You had fun didn't you? Look. I don't rowing anywhere.
- I don't know if I want to it yet (I mean full sex)".
- She'll be convinced. She won't start with it when you are doing so-
- she have to much pleasure...
-
- You are both naked now, beside of your underwear (I hope).
- Now - lay on her.
- Curse the existence of your lower underwear - Loudly.
- Lay her on her back. Massage her for 10 minutes. Kiss her back.
- Now - Remove her underwear completely - she'll fill safe
- because she is on her stomach. (No danger of actual intercourse).
- Remove your pants. Lay on her (She still upside down -remember?)
- She will proberly feel great and hot. Rub your penis against her
- ass chicks. Say to her "would you like me to take some safety
- percations?". She'll say "What do you mean?" answer her:
- "I almost finished...".
-
- Pull a condom from somewhere (I bet it waited a long time...)
- and put it. Lay again over her and make some moves. Now - Rotate
- her so she'll lay on her back again. Lay over her. Fiddle with her
- cunt a little and try to insert your penis.
- If she'll say "don't insert" - say "ok", wait and retry.
-
- If it doesn't enter, open her lips with your two hands and try
- again. If she is virgin, it will proberly hurt her a little
- so please be patient and if you are powerful, wait for the next
- meet. (In the next meet throw your parents of your house for the
- day). If it still hurts her, try to expend her virgin membrane
- with your fingers. (There IS a hole there - even if she is totally
- virgin. All you have to do is expend it a little).
-
- Congratulations....
-
-
- What if it doesn't work - There are few possibilities:
-
- - You tried to move too forward with not too much time.
- - She's totally cold (Frigid). Find someone else.
- - She isn't ready yet. Convince her. "What do you have to loose?"
- remember that you must make yourself credit from hers side
- - She is afraid of pregnancy : Wait, or convince her that you
- will take a reliable anti-pregnancy device. (Tell her that
- you'll take condoms; If she's virgin, this is the only
- possibility).
-
- If she is totally afraid, but want to try sexual intercourse,
- convince her to take anti-pregnancy pills.
- It is very hard for anyone to admit before a strange person
- that you're making sexual intercourses; try to understand.
- BTW, the doctors usually don't "insert hands" today.
- (They just test blood pressure and heart beat rate)
-
- She will give you examples of girls that she READ about that
- used anti-pregnancy devices that failed; tell her "Did you hear
- about all the intercourses which didn't end with pregnancy ?"
- and "Why are you so negative about it? it's positive thing!"
-
- - If all above fails and she still don't want it, wait.
- or....merry her...
-
- All the procedure described here (From totally start) Should
- Take about 3 months. If you're thinking that you are moving
- to quick, slow the rate.
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- Thanks for the read;
-
- Direct any questions/comments or
- expriences to Eran Arbel 29/05/88
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- More to come....
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